Parenting, 2.0

So you think you want to have kids? There are a few tests to see if you can hack it. 

1. Can you discern words from toddler babble?

2. Can you wipe a four year old while burping an infant?

3. Can you spend 45 minutes of your day making a rainbow wand out of paper? Using only a glue stick, safety scissors and a cut out from DisneyJr.com? Without cursing? 

4. Can you read maps drawn by a four year old that are supposed to lead you to a park?

to be continued....