*nightly ice cream, no excuse needed.
*perfectly okay to send sig-oth to store for cheetos. even if he/she is in the middle of making dinner. or if it's 11:00 at night.
*usually can cut in any line. bathroom? check. grocery store? check. DMV? maybe?
*accidentally fall asleep while making a grocery list? No worries. Take that nap!
*instant table or big belly? all depends on the use.
*guilting strangers into putting out that ciggy in your general vicinity. especially if you're eating.
*get to hog ALL the pillows. always.
*and the bed too.
*need help carrying things? no problem. thank you, random stranger!
*a valid excuse to hire movers, painters, cleaners.
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